1. 當上了vip後永遠再買不到東西
從前總愛當一、兩家店的vip，但辛辛苦苦的當上了後，奇怪的事情就發生了．．．衣服永遠再不合眼緣，就如詛咒般．．．
2. 趕不上「本班列車」，下一班列車就會有九成是「不停站列車」
幸好，這只會發生在大學站；不過，每次當在樓梯的中途聽見那鏗鏘的〝do do do〞聲時，上到月台後，那顯示屏上十次有九次都是顯示著「不停站列車」的，就像怪談般．．．
3. 幾乎通頂過後第二天返工，反而不會午睡
去年，每一份功課都幾乎弄至要通頂，大概只能睡上一、兩個小時便要上班。奇怪是，那天反而不能午睡．．．這就引申出我今天突然發現了的一個新理論：
4. 醒醒得醒，睡睡得睡
原來，當我以為把家中的睡眠狀態維持到隧巴和火車內時，就是把睡眠時間廷長了的理論，原來會演變為那狀態會一直維持下去，直到office；然而，當這幾天沒有在隧巴和火車內睡時，在office內真的會沒那裡渴睡的時候，我驚喜地發現，這條公式，好像是成立了．．．
10 comments:
The second "formula" u have there is a prime example of the Murphy's Law. It happens to me so often it's not 恐怖 anymore ;-)
Thank you for teaching me something new here! I am sort of relieved when I learn that this is actually a known law. Otherwise, I really consider it as a tall tale.
I guess Theory 1 isn't a curse but natural. We get fed up after looking at the same designer's work so many times. ... similar "curse" easily happen to a friend or our companion.
Theory 3 & 4 often apply to night owls. I knew it well. .. But the thing is, instead of normal wear & tear, all-nighters will experience accelerated "wear & tear" ;-p
i strongly agree with theory 3!!!
sorry should be theory 2.
Yeah....wear & tear.....I guess my body is experiencing this......you too, dun stay up that late la!
Hhehe, only the CUHK gang will know theory 2 I guess.....
i like "醒醒得醒，睡睡得睡" this one. i think that our body just like car engine, which needs proper warm up, maintenance, etc. if u always put ure car in garage instead of driving it, the performance must be jerky and unsmooth. but then if u drive 20 hours a day, maybe u can have better performance, but the lifespan is shortened on the other end.
u know i always sleep more than 8 hours per day, but even with such long sleeping hours, plus a refreshing bath after i wake up, i still feel so sleepy on my way to office. maybe part of the reason is that i do almost no exercise at all.
and then sometimes i tried to do some sports before work, although i felt tiring after workout, but then i was so wakeful at the same time, so funy huh.
有同感
唔一定中大的人才會知道theory 2。早上搭地鐵的，尤其是乘搭觀塘線和將軍澳線的。
至於「睡睡得睡」其實係「渴睡症」，只要一睡就繼續要睡。最利害係可以斷斷續續睡上十幾二十小時。
好，終於有人將它們理論化，是為「午睡兒定理」嗎？
沒想過理論二會帶來那麼多的迴響，看來人們所定的理論，真的有其研究價值的。
seeing so many responses here, they also remind me a theory mentioned by Dr John Nash, a Nobel prize winner.
Post a Comment